STORIES FOR THOSE WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO. I have had the most bizzare shit happen to me and have met some of the most bizzare people in my 31 years. This blog is a way to share some of the shit that happens, or has happened to me, with you. It's all 100% true! So read on, either way you'll thank the baby jesus for the creation of the internet machine!
Me? Sadly I really look like a cross between Milhouse from the Simpsons and that damn Verizon "Can you hear me now?" guy. No, really. Another notch that puts me in the "cutie" catagory is, whenever it's dry weather my lips chap and I smile like the late Mr. Roper. Easy ladies, I'll be here all night. I used to skate and take a doc martin to the skull in my youth, now I'm considered old school and only cool to people in the age range of toddler to teen (14 at the latest). I have two dogs, TiVo the Beagle and Malcolm the Bassett Hound. I detest "Malcolm in the Middle" jokes, so really, just keep that little ray of sunshine in your silent thoughts. Recently, I just moved to Washington and already it's been chalk full of fodder for my bolg. I'll think of other fine points and post them later... Please accept these for now.
I thought I'd take some time out to address something I've noticed in my written ramblings. I tend to misspell words or leave them out entirely. I am aware of this for you people who read a blog and just twitch with the anticipation of telling me "YOU KNOW YOU DIDN'T SPELL ____ RIGHT?!" Well save it. I try my best, but to be honest i'm what the French call LE ZIE. Thank you for being better than me though...
posted by DJB @ 9:30 AM
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