I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!..

Ah, no matter what the situation, that little phrase always kills me. My dad used to yell that at me when I was a kid, then get all puffed up when I smirked. Whattya expect?! That is some funny shit!

Anyway. Imo be a little late with posts this week because I am ILL! Not that cool street jive "ILL" but the "I puked twice for no reason at all and hacked up a gelatinous life sized version of myself in a lime yogurt type of hue" sick.

Sick two fucking weekends in a row! Shit. It's now Monday and I still feel like booty nuggets. I needs me some rest...and Wendy's chicken nuggets! I hope they don't shoot out my nostrils while I violently apologize to the inside of my toilet with numerous grunts and loud gagging noises.

Ta-ta all! See you in a couple of days...

DJB