Episode II : Chilly "D" vs. M.C. Ginnis - A Star Wars Rap Battle to the FINISH...

Here is part deaux in the wicked verbal street brawl me and M.C. Ginnis got rollin' the other day yo! Who's gots the skills ta pay the bills?! Give it a read and decide for you self Knocka! Drop a lizz-ine in the comments if you gots the heart or you can disappear like a smelly baby fart! Ya heard!

My Rhymes are in BOLD font, M.C. Ginnis is in normal font.

Again...start from the bottom up:

-----Original Message-----
From: Damon J Barron [mailto:kenobimail@*****.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 1:11 PM
To: M.C. Ginnis
Subject: RE: Web link



Shazam! Your rhymes is like Stevie Wonder! OUTTA SIGHT!

Yo, Ima bout to bring it...

My rhymes come at you big and strong like my man David Prowse
Your skills don't compare, like Kenny Baker your small as a mouse
Squeezing on Leia's boobies cause I'm the brutha in charge
I'm the biggest V.I.P. up on Jabba's sail barge

When I'm on the mike I'm just like Jar Jar and I get stupid
My shows pack more magic than when Han and Leia were shot by cupid
I know how to make Jabba’s dancers groove with the funk
But you would never know cause you can't get past B'ohmar Monk

The ladies I score are so hot they turn planet Hoth to water
It's no big surprise that I'm screwing Anankin’s Daughter
The way the Republic and Empire dig me almost makes me sick
It's like I got all of them suckahs and playuhs under a Jedi mind trick

I got my spinners on the falcon cause that's how I'm cruisin
Bumpin beats harder than Vader giving Luke a bruisin
Just like Anakin its for more skills that your wishin
Not even Lucas could help you out with a new SPECIAL EDITION!

what what!


M.C. Ginnis wrote:


Damn Charles...yo shit is in charge.

I'm about to get ill with my skill...


I'm the AT-ST driver, my flow will squash you like a moth
My beat-box skills will leave you frozen back on Hoth
With rhymes so thick, they'll stick to you like jelly
Breaking you in half and stuffing you in a Taun Taun's belly

This shit is deep, like the voice of James Earl Jones
Tearing through the galaxy and destroying all the Clones
My speeder-bike is blinging, I roll with all the cash
I'm an intergalactic Jedi-pimp with a Lando mustache

My flow is vicious, like snaggle-tooth's face
I've got the freshest kick-worm on the planet and in space
I know you're listening...you just have to get your fix
My beats will get you high just like your snorting death-sticks

Padme just called and she wants me over pronto
She'll sit on my face and ride me like a Ronto
Bitch is tired of Anakin...says the dude's a bum
Leia's coming too for my rapping-Jedi threesome

what!



-----Original Message-----
From: Damon J Barron [mailto:kenobimail@.*****com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 10:50 AM
To: M.C. Ginnis
Subject: RE: Web link

Damn money! That flow was BANK!

Imo step it up a bit yo...

I'm using my lyrical saber and I'm swinging it hard
Gonna cut through M.C.'s like Gammorean Guards
The force flows in my funky style that I'm bringgin straight to ya
Your gonna get wrapped up in my beats like the head of Bib Fortuna

Like the republic to the empire, I'm ignoring what your barkin
Your raps are getting stale and old just like Grand Moff Tarkin
When it comes to Star Wars your like Luke in Dagobah...LOST!
Even Tony Danza heard my rhymes and asked "who's the Bossk?"

Step up to me and I'll roll you up like the buns in Leia's hair
My words fly faster than the pod races on Malastair
Your like my padawan trying to earn the rights to your saber
I'll take you under my wing so you can be my Cloud Car Neighbor

I make Tuskan Raiders pack up a village and scurry like a womp rat
I'm known through out the galaxy, every one knows where it's AT-AT
You were on the Kessel run? I think heard some rebels tell that story
Someone told it to me while I was on Yavin 4 getting a medal for my glory

Even when Jedi's die they talk about how I'm so dope
Obi wan was just telling my homie Yoda "that boys our only hope"
Keep your show tickets cause I'm gonna be mixin on Naboo
I gots a new rap thats got Lobot talkin’ cause that's just how I do

y'know it!

M.C. Ginnis wrote:


Damn McGruff...you just took a bite out of me. Crunk flow kid...crunk flow.


I'm all about keeping it real in the SW universe
and I don't even need a day to go home and rehearse
So peep my styles, and hear my flow
I'm the #1 selling action figure made by HASBRO

My flow is just sick, my beats are slammin
The Cantina Band just called, they want to start jammin
From Endor to Yavin, I'm the one with the raps
Some suckahs try to follow but they fall in to my traps

Oh shit, "I've got a bad feeling about this"
My lighting rhymes will strike you down like Lord Sideous
I'm the most notorious bounty rapper since DJ Fett
My words are so smooth they get Leia all wet

I punk Stormtroopers sometimes just for fun
Last night I broke Han's record for the fastest Kessel run
My show is sold out but I saved you a ticket
If you can find two more, you can bring Logray and Wicket

DJ Force-out






-----Original Message-----
From: Damon J Barron [mailto:kenobimail@*****.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 02, 2005 9:17 AM
To: M.C. Ginnis
Subject: RE: Web link


Damn Skippy, yo shit is smooth!

Get yo papers and take some notes, cause yous bout ta get schooled.
The only difference is ima keep it real with a Star Wars feel.

And it goes a little sumpin like this...

I'm like the Star Wars movies, I'm talkin to the masses
My rhymes are like a clone army kicking some droid asses
My beats are like Max Rebo when I start a ruckuss
Shootin down wanksters like the bounty hunter Zuckuss

Don't waste your time chillin wit da Phantom Menace
You best jump in yo speeder and get straight to da dentist
Your nose looks like a Wampa slapped you all over da place
Get yo ass outta da cantina "My friend doesn't like your face"

You think yo shit is fly like Han Solo’s boy Lando
but you blew up like the Death Star and look like Marlon Brando
Just like the sucka Greedo your eyes are far apart
Gotta neck like Hammerhead and breath like a Bantha fart

Choke your wife like Padme'? Yo I would never hurt her
Now take your ass to town and get me some power converters
I try use my Star Wars skills for good cause I'm no fighter
But step into my trench and get handled like Biggs Darklighter

Action, Adventure, a Jedi needs not these things
Now your getting schooled, see what a challenge brings?
Don't flow with the Darkside cause I aint tryin ta hear it
Lets all get along like Anakin, Obi wan and little Yoda's spirit

Booyah! How ya like me now!


M.C. Ginnis wrote:


Shoot playuh...you ain't messin. Your flow just rolled my ass!


I'm sure you think that your rhymes are out to scare
But much like your scalp, that shit is just bare
No worries kid, you can learn from the Jedi-master
Still got those poisonous Sith zits? Whatta F'n disaster!
Look'n like you got shot in the face with a Stormtrooper's blaster

Womp-rat moles just chillin on your neck
Tits resting on your shoes...man, get your shit in check!
Patches of hair on your head like a toy poodles
Yo big-ass lips make you look like Sy Snootles

Your knee is all whack when I hear it pop, snap and crack
You're like take-a-part C3PO chillin in Chewy's back-pack
Don't trip playuh, that's just a sign of getting old
I'll wrap some wires around your knee...then dip that shit in gold

Jigga what?






-----Original Message-----
From: Damon J Barron [mailto:kenobimail@*****.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 01, 2005 3:30 PM
To: M.C. Ginnis
Subject: RE: Web link


Straight trippin yo! Is you a convict? cause you is breakin out!

Let me start a little sumpin like this...


M. Skywalkers rhymes could never really harm me
Im like the Jedi council and he's just a Gungan army
His flow is like Sarlaac, by that I mean the pits
They're sloppy like Yoda's stew and give me the shits

Make fun of my dope looks? Yo what's your beef?
Y'know the Ewoks can use your toes to play music on your teeth!
Don't get mad like the Sith at all the rhymes that I spray
It ain't my fault your mugs jacked and you look like Nute Gunray

See here
I've been down with the force since before you were born
Now my skills is raping you like intergalactic porn
Old School Leia and New school Pame' is my dish
You act like your really Anakin, HA! You wish!

Your frontin all hard like your Jabba the hutt
but your skills smell like they fell outta tauntauns butt
I stand tall like Wookies way up in the trees
when you found out about Wattos dick did it hurt your knees?

I called you out not even usin my jedi master power
left you in my bantha tracks, you best go take a shower
I'm out Like Ep III, so go cover your nose with oil
looks like it's been cooking in the double sun on Tattoine soil

bullidat


M.C. Ginnis wrote:


Damn homie...your rhyme is a crime. That shit is lethal yo.


My rhymes roll just like a sandcrawler
Down in Mos Espa, I'm known as the Lyrical Brawler
Just F'n up folks with my words that cut
call me Tenacious Crumb next to Jabba the Hutt

Listen my brutha, I'm Star Wars for life
Dressing up like Anakin and strangling my wife
Still playing with SW toys up in my tub
Dancing around naked singing the Ewok "yub nub"

Ben's my boy, just bustin’ your balls
Your dome is horny and bare, just like Darth Mauls
What's up with your nose all fat and slick
Looks like Watto's big green slimy dick
If you ask around the streets, I'm the one who said it
Your nose isn't worth one Republic credit

The two suns have set, there goes another day
Just get'n my rap on...in a galaxy far, far away

DJ Crunk-out



-----Original Message-----
From: Damon J Barron [mailto:kenobimail@*****.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 01, 2005 1:09 PM
To: M.C. Ginnis
Subject: RE: Web link


Damn G, your ryhmes got me buggin!

Ok, peep this yo...

Unh, unh...

The war ends when you feel my Jedi rap spank
You'll be left dizzy swimming in a bacta tank

See, my rhymes aren't from the darkside all fulla hate
They just flow with the force so you can groove like IG-88
Step up to me you'll be left bandaged like Dengar
Cause my rhymes is fly like a tie fighter out the hangar

Owen calls Ben crazy cause he don't know what to do
Now he's smokin like cigars right next to aunt Beru
Lukes lucky Kenobi wants to train him on Han's ship
Coulda left him crying on Tattooine feeling like a drip

Leia says "help me obi wan, your my only hope"
Would Kenobi have seen this without R2? The answer?..NOPE
3PO and R2 get caught by the Jawas in the sand
Han and Chewie are in the cantina chillin wi da band

You'd think A NEW HOPE is where it had begun
But 25 years later G-money Lucas busts out Episode I
Treat these words like the force and always keep them with you
If you aren't busted with my ryhmes like a broken R2-D2


audi 5000


M.C. Ginnis wrote:


Ahhh...shnapps!! Props on the Slave 2 line...

This battle is raging, I can hear your scream
As I pull you in with my rhyme tractor beam

Ben went running with Yoda at his side
Left him in the swamp, then went to Tatooine to hide
Sucka just sat there getting all crusty and sick
when he could have been fighting, helping the Republic

Lars called him crazy, I think he was right
Living in a dirt cave, not wanting to fight
Luke rolls by and gives him a kick in the pants
Takes his lightsaber and shows him how to dance

I'm not a Ben hater, he was Leia's only hope
Until Luke came around and smoked the Empire like it was dope
Don't worry DJB, there's plenty of force to go around
I'm the Jedi battle champion, weighed pound for pound


-----Original Message-----
From: Damon J Barron [mailto:kenobimail@*****.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 01, 2005 11:41 AM
To: M.C. Ginnis
Subject: RE: Web link


Thems is some dope gumby fresh skills B!

miggidy miggidy mike check, check it...

Lets get the war started, my ryhmes are my battallion
my raps shine brighter than Luke and Han's medalions!

I'm gonna blast off faster than the Slave I do
Don't fall prisoner to my skills our you'll be a Slave 2
Obi wan's tighter than slave girl Leia's bra
Scooped up Yoda and took him to Dagobah

Call Kenobi a fag? what? how could you?
Don't be mad 'cause Anakin is poo doo
Even as a spirit y'know Obi wan's the man
Unlike Vader, he’s still got both of his hands


Ben Kenobi and his saber is always on the ball
Cutting down suckas like they were Darth Maul
I hope Ep III will turn out pretty groovy
But we all know Empire is the better movie

Holla


M.C. Ginnis wrote:


Shizamm...yo shit is scorching hot!

Yo, check this...

I'm prepared for battle, my rhyme is my weapon
Marc Skywalker's in the house, so you best get to steppin

Everyone knows that Yoda's the real master
Obi-Wan's gay, see him hugging Dex Jaster?

My little green homie saved Anakin and Ben
And in Episode III, I'm sure he'll do it again
Jumping and flipping...no saber shines brighter
with his right hand alone, moved Luke's X-Wing fighter

When Ben got punked, Yoda completed Luke's training
For your average green midget, that shit would be draining
But Yoda just chilled deep in Luke’s back-pack
Thanks to his skills, the Empire will never strike back

crunk-out



-----Original Message-----
From: Damon J Barron [mailto:kenobimail@*****.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 01, 2005 10:38 AM
To: M.C. Ginnis
Subject: RE: Web link

Mad props on the last line yo!

1,2,1,2...

Prepare for battle, your about to get tore up
Just call me Death Star, cause I'm about to blow up

wicket,wicket,wicket

The Skywalker gene ain’t even that tight
Didn't anyone teach Anakin how to fight?
Slashing and pushing with all of the force
Is Obi-wan the baddest jedi, well of COURSE!

wicket,wicket,wicket

Nobody in the Empire is darker than Palpatine
Even my dawg Lando is the color of Ovaltine
Luke, Han, Leia and Chewie in the trash smelling like B.O.
All them peeps get saved by the goldie C3 to the PO

wicket,wicket,wicket

Jabba's got Leia on a chain so he can spank her
Straigh punked Luke and threw him to the Rancor
Luke wanted to roll wit da jedi like his father
Obi wan is the greatest so he shouldn't even bother

wicket,wicket,wicket

yup yup


M.C. Ginnis wrote:


Sorry, I was busy w/ appointments yesterday.

tight...tight.

Obi Wan's weak...lost all control
now Anakin is Vader, Empire swallowing the Republic whole
Damn old fool! If he would just kept that kid in check
Ben would still be here and Anakin wouldn't be hi-tech

Luke's the shit and proved the bloodline is strong
Slicing up fools faster than you smoke the bong
lopped off his pops hand with just one chop
Then Vader tossed the Emperor over the top

The galaxy is saved because of Skywalker muscle
Luke never gave in to the Emperor's hustle
Now everybody's dancing to the bricka bricka dawn
With my homeboys Chewy, Lando and Han

Nooch


OH NO HE DIDN'T! This battle is too fierce and off the hizzy! Can you believe the carnage when 2 M.C.'s get busy?! Don't even think about bootlegging it either, I already gots it trademarked and shit!

Chilly "D"